"Alcohol doesn't make you fat
it makes you Lean
on tables, chairs & random people!!"
"People are like boobs.. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake! Which kind of boob are you?!"
"I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played."
"I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly:( Worst. Transformer. Ever."
"Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."
"What is up with this Ashley Purdy day tomorrow,I see? Do I need to dress up as myself?!"
"Being unique is what's cool. Norma